STAMPEDE

I round-robin'd some of my cellphone contacts a question (I do this from time to time for a laugh)).

I asked: What would you do if Dinosaurs run rampage on the streets of Keynsham?

The replies consisted of:

"Stay where I am in Brislington"

"Cry"

"Ask my mom and dad if I can keep one as a pet"

"Say a prayer, and then find the nearest coffee shop for a caffiene shot!"

"I would use the name of Jesus to tame the dinosaurs".